Like a virgin...blogging for the very first time...

I've been told by many people that i'm funny. By many people I mean mainly a few friends and most of my family. Ok like half my family. And by funny I mean more like slightly amusing. But that's neither here nor there, I think I'm funny and that's all that matters to start a blog really. See, I didn't decide to start a blog to entertain the masses, i'm sure very few people will follow this blog but whatevs. In reality I decided to start a blog because I love to go on crazy rants about everything that I think is fucked up in this world and boy is that a long list. I can't sit here and yell at people when I get angry, unfortunately. That and I get tired of yelling at the TV, computer, newspaper or any other media that is delivering news to me about how this planet is going to hell in a handbasket. So, instead of yelling at inanimate objects or having people think i'm crazy because i'm yelling at them, i'll write on my blog and maybe, just maybe reduce my stress level by a few notches. And hey, if I make at least one person giggle just a little bit, then that's cool too. So friend, welcome inside my head, please make yourself at home, and thread with caution.

Disclaimer: A rant is simply someone's opinion that if executed correctly can be somewhat humorous. That's all i'm trying to accomplish here people, to have word diarrhea and to try to do that with a little bit of humor. So if at any point you don't like what i'm saying or you are "offended" by anything I write then see that little red X at the top right of the page, click on it and go be a cry baby somewhere else. Or, even better, leave a comment with your own opinion, I love a good discussion.